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Goondiwindi to Gympie

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.


One asked, "What are you up to, Mate?"


The other one replied, "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."


"Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?"


"Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."

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