Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.
One asked, "What are you up to, Mate?"
The other one replied, "Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie."
"Oh yeah ... and what route are you takin'?"
"Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought."