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Footy Fan Fever

A Fremantle fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Fremantle jumper. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in an West Coast Eagles scarf.

"Hello, mate," says St Peter, "I'm sorry, no Fremantle fans in heaven."

"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.

"You heard. No Fremantle fans."

"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Fremantle supporter.

"Oh, really?" says St Peter. "What have you done then?"

"Well," says the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the starving children in Africa."

"Oh," says St Peter. "Anything else?"

"Well, two weeks before I died, I also gave 20 bucks to the homeless."

"Hmmm. Anything else?"

"Yeah. A week before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the Albanian orphans."

"Okay," says St Peter, "you wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."

Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke In the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your sixty bucks back, now piss off."

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